The Test Drive

Test Drive the system, $749 one-time.

Same depth as a Growth onboarding, at a smaller scale and a single payment. Money-back if the first ten pieces of content do not sound like you. The fastest way to know if this works for your business.

What you get

Everything that lands in your hands for $749.

Call 1 · 90-minute Founder Extraction.

Same call our Growth and Studio clients get. Stated value: $1,500.

Brand voice document.

One-page output, yours forever. Use it anywhere. Stated value: $500.

Ten polished pieces of content.

Delivered before Call 2. Sized for your platforms, in your voice. Stated value: $597.

Custom image with every piece.

Right aspect ratio. In your brand world. No stock photos. Stated value: $300.

Call 2 · 60-minute walkthrough.

Walk through all ten pieces together. React, refine on the spot. Stated value: $200.

Money-back guarantee.

If the ten pieces do not sound like you, full refund. The risk is on us. Value: priceless.

Total stated value: $3,097. Yours today for $749. One-time. Money back if it doesn’t sound like you. The brand folder + 10 pieces are yours regardless.

The guarantee

If the first ten pieces don’t sound like you, you don’t pay.

Money-back guarantee. We bet on our own work. You take Call 1. We deliver ten pieces over the next 48 hours, walk through them with you in Call 2. You read them. If they don’t sound like the way you actually talk, you reply with one sentence after Call 2. Full refund. Every dollar back.

No “let us try one more round.” No “tell us why.” No awkward exit conversation. You keep the brand voice document either way. You keep the ten pieces if you want them.

The risk is on us.

How it works

Three steps. Then you decide if you’re in.

You pay $749.

Stripe checkout. Calendar link arrives within the hour.

Call 1: Founder Extraction (90 min).

Live with us. Questions you have never been asked this carefully. Output: your brand voice file plus ten pieces, 48 hours later.

Call 2: Show Don’t Tell (60 min).

Walk through your brand folder and ten pieces. Stay or get $749 back. The pieces are yours either way.

After your Test Drive

Approximately 70% of Test Drive customers convert.

About 70% of Test Drive customers convert to Starter or Growth within thirty days of Call 2. The 30% who do not keep the brand folder and the 10 pieces. They are yours regardless.

About a third of the non-converting Test Drive customers refer at least one paying prospect to us within six months, because the work itself is the testimonial. We have not had to chase a single referral.

Founding Member benefit

If you’re one of the first 20 to commit, the math gets even better.

Test Drive customers who go on to commit to a 12-month plan within 30 days of Call 2 lock today’s tier rate for life. Every future price increase doesn’t apply. They also get first access to every new agent capability we ship (paid ads, video, sound design) at no additional cost.

See Founding Member math
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Common questions

What people ask before they take the Test Drive.

What happens after the 10 pieces land?

If you love them, you pick a monthly plan (Starter, Growth, or Studio) and we keep going. If they don’t sound like you, full refund. No exit conversation, no “let us try another round.” You walk with your brand voice document and ten pieces in your hand.

How long until I’m posting from the board?

By Call 2 (48 hours after Call 1), you’ve seen ten pieces. If you commit to a monthly plan that day, your first paid batch hits the board within two weeks. Most clients are posting from the board within 14 days of their first payment.

Can I do the Test Drive without committing to a monthly plan?

Yes. The Test Drive is one-time. You’re not signing up for a subscription. After the ten pieces land, you choose: pick a monthly plan, take the refund, or just walk with the brand voice document and the pieces. No upsell pressure, no auto-renewal trap.

Why $749 specifically?

It’s enough money for both sides to take it seriously, and small enough that the money-back guarantee genuinely removes risk for you. The two onboarding calls alone take 3 hours of our time, the ten pieces take a full production cycle, and the brand voice document is the same artifact you’d buy for $1,500 elsewhere. We’d rather price the Test Drive low and earn the long relationship than price it high and gate-keep.

I’ve been burned before. Why is this different?

Because we put our money where our mouth is. Most agencies take a retainer up front and disappear. We deliver ten pieces by Call 2 for $749, and if they don’t sound like you, every dollar goes back. The proof is on us, not on you.

The fastest path to knowing.

$749. Two calls, 48 hours apart. Ten pieces in your voice. Full refund if it doesn’t sound like you. We bet on our own work.